Film Review: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

On the fourteenth day of December my true love gave me nothing at all. Instead, I dared a foot or two inside the cinema yet again, despite having suffered a summer of immense dissatisfaction in the forms of Sarah Palin running on a treadmill, Noomi Rapace giving birth, and a plethora of one-liners mouthed by a leather-clad Bane Catwoman Batman. This time, however, I return to a place left undisturbed for some time. A place most of us know and love. A place known as Middle Earth.